Mike Reviews The Croods!

Every once in a while, the urge to see a movie “just because I have nothing else to do” will rush over me. That is what was happening when I decided to catch an evening show of The Croods. This couldn’t have been a more pleasant surprise.
Heck, from the very first poster for The Croods, I assumed it would be the next addition to Dreamworks’ forgotten pile of “Let’s Try To Make A Pixar Movie” attempts. My assumption would have The Croods lying there next to Shark Tale and Bee Movie. I’ve never been more wrong.

The Croods are your average, run-of-the-mill, scared of everything family of cavemen (and women) who spend their days hiding in a cave. The only time The Croods leave the cave is to get food, this is at the order of the father figure; his name is Grug, yes. Grug. (Nicolas Cage) The family consists of six members: Eep, (Emma Stone) Ugga, (Catherine Keener) Gran, (Cloris Leachman) Thunk (Clark Duke) and the baby of the group, Sandy. (Randy Thom) No, I didn’t make any of those names up. I promise.

Eep is sick of being contained in the cave and her sense of adventure leads her to Guy. (Ryan Reynolds) Guy and his furry friend Belt are full of ideas to keep them safe. Guy introduces Eep to fire and from that point on, a journey full of incredible scenery, memorable critters, intense moments and loads of laughter follow.

I haven’t had a Toothless Complex in years, but this one brought me way back to the days of How To Train Your Dragon. Every animal The Croods come across gave me the same sense of “I want it!” that I got from the second we laid our eyes on Hiccup’s dragon in the 2010 film.

Despite a few groaners and some strange Nicolas Cage-isms, this flick is nonstop from the first minute. With an incredible sense of direction, a unique color palette and a script by John Cleese: How can you go wrong?

I give The Croods 4 out of 5 boulders.

The Croods

Let’s Get Twiharded!

Outcasts! Twihards! Twitards?

We’re very sure all of you are well aware of what we do here by now. If you consider yourself an avid listener, this post is not necessarily for you.

Every three weeks we tackle a very pressing matter on the podcast: Twilight.

First, a backstory:

One day, after a sudden inner-revolution, Jeff realized that he spends countless precious seconds directing hatred toward a certain sparkly, romance-filled, vampiric love story. As these thoughts were juggled around in his mind, he realized that maybe he doesn’t quite have the right to hate a series with such passion.

After carefully assessing the danger, Jeff decided he’d tackle the Twilight audiobook in an effort to understand where the hype came from. At each recording session, Jeff brings an incredibly detailed outline. This outline is presented to Bill and Mike; their reactions are recorded in real-time.

Popular Outcasts assumes that if they absorb the roots of the series (the books) then maybe they can get away with making fun of the series guilt-free.

For those of you that consider yourself fans, this is where you come in. Look at your Facebook friends, look at your phone’s contact list, scan your twitter feed; we want you to tell the fans about what we’ve been up to, who knows, maybe they’ll enjoy themselves!

We’ve compiled a helpful list that will allow you to easily access every “Let’s Get Twiharded” segment we’ve recorded thus far.

New listeners the Twilight segments are found within the last 30 minutes of each episode, but feel free to listen to everything! Have fun and and don’t take our satire too seriously!

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Let’s Get Twiharded Segments:

Segment One: Stripper Love Triangles

Segment Two: Ghosts & Shit

Segment Three: Romancing Slenderman

Segment Four: We’re Twelve

Segment Five: Autastic

Segment Six: Outcast Babies

Segment Seven: Project Loko, Part 1 (We’re totally drunk for this one.)

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Important Reminder: Whether you’re Team Edward, Team Jacob, Team Katniss or Team Outcast, we still love you.

Episode 13: James Mattern & Chad Renn

We talk with James Mattern and Chad Renn about their budding movie career and Desolation Films.

James Mattern & Chad Renn
Desolation Films
Reel Reviews with Chad Renn
Gay Zombie
Facebook: Six Minutes, Reel Reviews with Chad Renn

Links:
Wildcat Comic Con
Stephen Geoffreys

Erratum:
It’s One Hour Photo, not 24 Hour Photo.

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Episode 11: The Bee Ninja

We talk about our deepest fears, as well as a few shallow ones.

Links:
Octopus: On Land, On Boat
Critters (1986)
Marble Hornets

Errata:
The wooden coaster in Six Flags, El Toro, is 100% wooden.
Neon Tigers is a song, Neon Trees is a band.
The Elephant Man arrested for rape was the rapper NOT the actor.

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Episode 10: Ghosts & Shit

For our first Valentine’s Day episode we logically talk about Ghosts and Hauntings, because you know, we make sense that way.


Graveyard Picture

Links:
Ball Lightning
Selinsgrove Center
Centralia Pictures
Cracked Article featuring Centralia/Silent Hill (see #4)
Mike’s Centralia Vlog
Bee House Vlog
Mike’s Scary Place Vlog
Devil’s Road

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