Episode 97: We’re Old

Mike, Bill, Jeff, and Chris talk about feeling old and eating bad food.

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Mike Reviews! – New Super Mario Bros 2 (3DS)

It’sa me! Mike!…Alright, that was lame. We’re off to a rocky start here. Let me pull myself together.

Hey there, Outcasts! This is a new blog segment I’m trying out. Since finishing school, I’m noticing that the time I used to spend doing homework (and sleeping) I’m now spending working, watching movies and playing games. Working aside, some of these things are good enough to warrant me spending my time writing about! This is where Mike Reviews comes into play. Each week, I’m going to review one game/movie/TV Show/whatever that I feel is necessary to review. I guess the title is pretty self explanatory. Nonetheless, this week we’re reviewing one heck of a game:

Mario has had quite the track record over the past few years. It goes without saying, however, that he’s had a few flops. Remember all of those trips to the Olympics he took with Sonic? I can safely assure you that this installment in the Mushroom Kingdom Collection is one of the best.

The story is obvious, The Koopalings have kidnapped Princess Peach. Shocked? Neither was I. Let’s be honest though. Who really plays Mario for it’s roller coaster-like plot filled with all sorts of emotions. What’s important lies in the age old question: Is it fun?

New Super Mario Bros 2 is one of the most addicting games I’ve played in years. The formula of New Super Mario Bros 2 hasn’t changed much from even the original Super Mario Bros. The goal of each level is to get from point A to point B. Considering it’s 2012, the sidescroller has been used and used again, but the New Super Mario Bros games (1 and 2 alike) add in that manic iOS game function that we all know and love. You know it, ready? Say it with me:

I MUST COLLECT EVERYTHING.

Each level in the game has three Star Coins. These coins can range from being relatively easy to collect all the way to rage-quittingly difficult. This is no different from the original New Super Mario Bros. however. What IS new, is the coin counter that you see after every level.

The game challenges you with one major task: Can you collect 1,000,000 coins?

Now, I don’t know what happens when you actually reach the million coins, but I can assure you one thing; I won’t be finding out any time soon. This game is quite long, with 8 main worlds (and several hidden worlds) it seems I’ll be playing this one for weeks.

From music to level design to graphics and humor, I give New Super Mario Bros 2 a BUY IT status.

Disclaimer: I played this on the 3DS, from what I understand the Wii version is basically the same game with different levels. I think it’s safe to assume that the Wii version will be just as great.

Now back to playing, this level is ridiculous and my OCD is kicking in. Good thing I have like…200 lives.

Episode 13: James Mattern & Chad Renn

We talk with James Mattern and Chad Renn about their budding movie career and Desolation Films.

James Mattern & Chad Renn
Desolation Films
Reel Reviews with Chad Renn
Gay Zombie
Facebook: Six Minutes, Reel Reviews with Chad Renn

Links:
Wildcat Comic Con
Stephen Geoffreys

Erratum:
It’s One Hour Photo, not 24 Hour Photo.

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Episode 8: Mario vs Sonic


image courtesy of Mike Bennett

We talk about Video games and Jeff and Mike get into a small argument about two somewhat well-known video game mascots.

Links:
Jack Black Pitfall Commercial
The King of Kong on IMDb
(The King of Kong is unfortunately no longer streaming on Netflix)
1337 St. pictures
Ragtime Video Game Music:Yoshi’s Island athletic theme, Super Mario Land, Super Mario Athlete’s Rag
The Left Rights—Genesis 16:12
Sonic Music: Green Hill Zone, Spring Yard Zone, Casino Night Zone, More