Mike Reviews The Croods!

Every once in a while, the urge to see a movie “just because I have nothing else to do” will rush over me. That is what was happening when I decided to catch an evening show of The Croods. This couldn’t have been a more pleasant surprise.
Heck, from the very first poster for The Croods, I assumed it would be the next addition to Dreamworks’ forgotten pile of “Let’s Try To Make A Pixar Movie” attempts. My assumption would have The Croods lying there next to Shark Tale and Bee Movie. I’ve never been more wrong.

The Croods are your average, run-of-the-mill, scared of everything family of cavemen (and women) who spend their days hiding in a cave. The only time The Croods leave the cave is to get food, this is at the order of the father figure; his name is Grug, yes. Grug. (Nicolas Cage) The family consists of six members: Eep, (Emma Stone) Ugga, (Catherine Keener) Gran, (Cloris Leachman) Thunk (Clark Duke) and the baby of the group, Sandy. (Randy Thom) No, I didn’t make any of those names up. I promise.

Eep is sick of being contained in the cave and her sense of adventure leads her to Guy. (Ryan Reynolds) Guy and his furry friend Belt are full of ideas to keep them safe. Guy introduces Eep to fire and from that point on, a journey full of incredible scenery, memorable critters, intense moments and loads of laughter follow.

I haven’t had a Toothless Complex in years, but this one brought me way back to the days of How To Train Your Dragon. Every animal The Croods come across gave me the same sense of “I want it!” that I got from the second we laid our eyes on Hiccup’s dragon in the 2010 film.

Despite a few groaners and some strange Nicolas Cage-isms, this flick is nonstop from the first minute. With an incredible sense of direction, a unique color palette and a script by John Cleese: How can you go wrong?

I give The Croods 4 out of 5 boulders.

The Croods

Episode 13: James Mattern & Chad Renn

We talk with James Mattern and Chad Renn about their budding movie career and Desolation Films.

James Mattern & Chad Renn
Desolation Films
Reel Reviews with Chad Renn
Gay Zombie
Facebook: Six Minutes, Reel Reviews with Chad Renn

Links:
Wildcat Comic Con
Stephen Geoffreys

Erratum:
It’s One Hour Photo, not 24 Hour Photo.

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Episode 10: Ghosts & Shit

For our first Valentine’s Day episode we logically talk about Ghosts and Hauntings, because you know, we make sense that way.


Graveyard Picture

Links:
Ball Lightning
Selinsgrove Center
Centralia Pictures
Cracked Article featuring Centralia/Silent Hill (see #4)
Mike’s Centralia Vlog
Bee House Vlog
Mike’s Scary Place Vlog
Devil’s Road

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Mission: Twilight

Attention Outcasts,

I, Jeffrey Kunkel, have decided to take on a mission of the utmost peril.

I personally dump on Twilight and Twihards on a daily basis, and while I revel in hypocrisy, I’ve decided to listen to the Twilight series on audio book so that I have a response to the, “How can you judge it if you’ve never read it?” argument.

I will be be reviewing the series on a chapter by chapter basis in a segment on the podcast.

We’re throwing around two different names for the segment: “Let’s Get Twiharded” or “One Night in Fangcock.”

We’re asking you the listener to vote for either of these segment titles, or submit your own!