This is the best headline I’ve seen in 2012, barn-none.
Oh, to be a Central Pennsylvania native. Stories such as these are seriously the reason I pick up a newspaper anymore. I could take this opportunity to make countless horse jokes, but instead I’ll send you off with something Bill said in regards to this headline:
“Reminds me of Old McDonald, but instead of having a farm, he fucked a farm.”
I’m pretty sure the song goes, “Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy” not the other way around.